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Watch Topher screw up college. Screw up, Topher! Screw up! Heh… not going to freshman activities and not attempting to make friends on my floor […]

–Darlene roared up her head and slowly trotted through the pasture of dreams, it's multi-faceted colors tickling her as she waded through the grassy cacaphony. […]

I feel rather ill. All of my stuff is packed and more or less in the living room. I could put it in the van, […]

I haven't been able to associate myself with the person in the mirror for a very long time. Since possibly before middle school even. I […]

as someone who is kinda a neat freak… it disturbs me to no end to be over-powered by the smell of my own feet. ick. […]

to paraphrase… topher: it's 2:13 am, throw care to the wind! coolnetperson: what? topher: i dunno, just throw! coolnetperson: *throws a random midget* topher: YOU […]

there is a large fly in my room and he's trying to exit through the mirror.

Erm.. this was a lot funny when it actually happened, I must say. Four teenagers (three girls and one boy) are sitting near the back […]

Now, I must warn you, everytime I spend time making one of these and no one knows who it is… a little piece of me […]