to paraphrase…
topher: it's 2:13 am, throw care to the wind!
coolnetperson: what?
topher: i dunno, just throw!
coolnetperson: *throws a random midget*
topher: YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD!
topher: *runs around screaming*
coolnetperson: EEP
topher: *throws pee wee herman at you*
coolnetperson: AHH!!!!
coolnetperson: get him off!
coolnetperson: NO!!! DONT
coolnetperson: AHHHH