Santa won't be coming as I am still awake and there's no fireplace. Oh well, I made cookies regardless. I have a cute family: And a very long, gay scarf: There will be more pictures of that scarf in the future (and how!). Did I mention that the H&M in the Mall of America is […]

I am extremely dizzy and shaky. Is it the caffeine, lack of sleep, or psychotic need to unpack the new house? Who knows! I am now in Mound, and it's not as bad as I expected. I never knew the suburbs flowed unceasingly out from the cities. These people have no concept of the middle […]

Guess what I made to eat this morning… I hope me beans prepare me for me photo final better than me shredded mini wheats prepared me for my logic final (a fiasco to be sure!). The best part was how beans taste exactly the same no matter where you eat them. Knife and Fork? My […]

All I have left to do is study for my photography and logic finals. This week went more swimmingly than expected. I even twice escaped to Perkins. The second time was a beautiful excursion at two am involving an escape from the painting studio into a land of snow and gossip about other kids in […]

First, a few Immanuel Kant puns: What do you call Kant's ideas? Kantcepts What is Kant's favorite videogame? Kantra What do you call a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll ? You Kant Always Get What You Want (Thank you Hedwig) What did Kant have no children? Dilligent […]

Tonight I saw The Man of Infinite Sadness and Here I Go Boys, Wish Me Luck in the Dudley Experimental Theater on campus. I want to be Dan Moyer (the playwright for Here I Go…). I think Man was probably better written and better acted, but I connected with Here I Go more because a.) […]

“Make me one with everything,” the Buddhist monk said to the hot-dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple. The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions. The monk took it and handed over a twenty-dollar bill. The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the […]