First, a few Immanuel Kant puns:
What do you call Kant's ideas?
What is Kant's favorite videogame?
What do you call a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll ?
You Kant Always Get What You Want (Thank you Hedwig)
What did Kant have no children?
Dilligent use of Kantraceptives
What travel agency did Kant use as a young person?
What was Kant's favorite city?
Now that those are out of the way, I must confess I post too much on livejournal. Myspace. Facebook. Deadjournal. Whatever. I am a better writer than this I hope, but my ability does not transfer well to desperate journal entries and clever profiles that aren't even that clever anymore.