The whale died a lonely death, but the pink pound has broken the glass ceiling.

Sources reveal that UMD's spring break is March 10-20 or thereabouts; therefore, the Philadelphia trip will be March 11-19 instead of the previously advertised week later. All those eligible are encouraged to apply. Chinatown buses are encouraged. No more blue mondays (it was a bad band anyway). Go watch 24 Hour Party People. Play with […]

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I have been listening to the Books album “Lost and Safe” a lot lately, like when I wrecked my mom's van in Wayzata. (that's what is known as a hook) This is a rough draft, as the interweaving of time and verb tense needs some revision. The end also falls off a lot, so feel […]

New Years 2001: The main square in Taipei, Taiwan. Our hosts worry the Americans will separate and get lost. Two girls are propositioned for money. We bunny hop through thousands of people to safety. I sit alone on the fountain outside the dark high school, staring at fireworks in the distance. New Years 2002: Post-first […]