reading Faulkner in public

I am extremely dizzy and shaky. Is it the caffeine, lack of sleep, or psychotic need to unpack the new house? Who knows! I am now in Mound, and it's not as bad as I expected. I never knew the suburbs flowed unceasingly out from the cities. These people have no concept of the middle […]

FullEnglishBreakfastCam(tm)

Guess what I made to eat this morning… I hope me beans prepare me for me photo final better than me shredded mini wheats prepared me for my logic final (a fiasco to be sure!). The best part was how beans taste exactly the same no matter where you eat them. Knife and Fork? My […]

iron knee

First, a few Immanuel Kant puns: What do you call Kant's ideas? Kantcepts What is Kant's favorite videogame? Kantra What do you call a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll ? You Kant Always Get What You Want (Thank you Hedwig) What did Kant have no children? Dilligent […]

I heart The Sun

“Make me one with everything,” the Buddhist monk said to the hot-dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple. The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions. The monk took it and handed over a twenty-dollar bill. The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the […]

cycle of frustration

“I rode my bicycle past your window last night I rollerskated to your door at daylight It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates You've got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try […]

throbbing brainmeats

The Happy Wall is no more (it was a stupid name anyway). Suprisingly it peeled off into one giant sheet, but I didn't have time to figure out a way to laminate and roll it. I now have a Happy Book that is far easier to hug. And stick on a shelf. The bottom part […]