it’s silly to begin at the beginning. it’s so much more logical to begin at the present and skip backwards. tonight was filled with coffee […]

I'll be going to the Duluth orientation session for England (the cities are totally for suck weasles). Afterwords, all us cool cats should totally ditch […]

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today my abusive husband made me cook her spaghetti we may have had a beautiful wedding, but things have turned ugly since then… as stephan […]

i was waiting for a crosstown train in the london underground when it struck me… when it struck me when it struck me when it […]

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMHUEZB Steph, we must find that man and marry him. He quoted the quote! The quotey quote! “one must still have chaos in oneself to […]

i'm a born again virgin. today i am wearing the v-belt. steph and i went on a date at guadalajaras but no one stood outside […]