I always suck at endings. I don’t cry; I just freak out. Maren might recall this from such events as January. I’m sure there are…
Last night was confusing and sober. We spread the word. People looked confused. Memoir forever! Explanations and better pictures of Fred… probably never.
For a few seconds in the shower this morning, everything made sense. All I’m left with now is the taste of pennies in my mouth.…
I am burning CDs of mp3s, videos, and pictures submitted by kids in the programme. Dr. Roos is cycling through songs. Dashboard Confessional, baby!
Q: What's the difference between homework and sleep deprivation? A: ?
This morning I told Mike I want to be Saved. He said he'd put his mattress under my balcony, and I could jump down. I…
I feel sick to my stomach. There are several causes for this. I just had to look in a dictionary for how to spell “stomach.”…
Stephen King hates adverbs. I tend to disagree, but my brain is stuck in REVISE and EDIT mode. I am beginning to agree. Yesterday I…
(alternative memoir titles include: My mother was a Dairy Princess and my sister wore combat boots: tales of teen angst in South Dakota or Topher…
Caffeine does odd things to me. Rufus Wainwright is singing “Origin of Love” for he is beautiful. Life is beautiful (I swear, trust me on…
