This morning I told Mike I want to be Saved. He said he'd put his mattress under my balcony, and I could jump down. I […]
I feel sick to my stomach. There are several causes for this. I just had to look in a dictionary for how to spell “stomach.” […]
Stephen King hates adverbs. I tend to disagree, but my brain is stuck in REVISE and EDIT mode. I am beginning to agree. Yesterday I […]
(alternative memoir titles include: My mother was a Dairy Princess and my sister wore combat boots: tales of teen angst in South Dakota or Topher […]
Caffeine does odd things to me. Rufus Wainwright is singing “Origin of Love” for he is beautiful. Life is beautiful (I swear, trust me on […]
Oh my God, before anything else, go HERE. Tomorrow I hope to buy a CD that I hope will ensure hatred of me for all […]
I had a long entry going, and then I accidentally closed the window. I think that might be a sign. fuck.
It is Friday night at 1:11am, and I am drinking tea and eating yoghurt + granola in a desperate attempt to stay awake. I have […]
No long, dramatic, boring travellogues here. You'll have to ask to read the unpublished manuscript in a few years. What I have on offer are […]
I am at a certain hostel (oxford backpacker's) in a certain town (oxford) trying to make amends for certain stupid actions (my behaviour for the […]