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May 25, 2026

there’s a part of me that’s waiting / and a part of me that ain’t looking back

April 11, 2026

I met this guy / and he looked like he might have been a hat check clerk at an ice rink

February 22, 2026

i think i’m gonna die in this house

Uncategorized Posted onMay 11, 2005

smile like you mean it

This morning I told Mike I want to be Saved. He said he'd put his mattress under my balcony, and I could jump down. I…

Uncategorized Posted onMay 9, 2005

we can't go back, can we?

I feel sick to my stomach. There are several causes for this. I just had to look in a dictionary for how to spell “stomach.”…

Uncategorized Posted onMay 5, 2005

that's not a personality, that's manic depression

Stephen King hates adverbs. I tend to disagree, but my brain is stuck in REVISE and EDIT mode. I am beginning to agree. Yesterday I…

England, writing Posted onMay 4, 2005October 11, 2010

excerpt from the The Unbearable Lightness of being Topher

(alternative memoir titles include: My mother was a Dairy Princess and my sister wore combat boots: tales of teen angst in South Dakota or Topher…

college Posted onMay 1, 2005October 11, 2010

my crotch feels like it's vibrating

Caffeine does odd things to me. Rufus Wainwright is singing “Origin of Love” for he is beautiful. Life is beautiful (I swear, trust me on…

Uncategorized Posted onApril 30, 2005

Dry your eyes mate…

Oh my God, before anything else, go HERE. Tomorrow I hope to buy a CD that I hope will ensure hatred of me for all…

Uncategorized Posted onApril 30, 2005

things that are not homework

I had a long entry going, and then I accidentally closed the window. I think that might be a sign. fuck.

Uncategorized Posted onApril 30, 2005

A losing battle called self

It is Friday night at 1:11am, and I am drinking tea and eating yoghurt + granola in a desperate attempt to stay awake. I have…

Uncategorized Posted onApril 24, 2005

a month of searching…

No long, dramatic, boring travellogues here. You'll have to ask to read the unpublished manuscript in a few years. What I have on offer are…

Uncategorized Posted onApril 23, 2005

the music says "it's a beautiful day," but really it is kinda rainy

I am at a certain hostel (oxford backpacker's) in a certain town (oxford) trying to make amends for certain stupid actions (my behaviour for the…

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