I went costume bowling on Wednesday as a killer tomato. Last night I went to a Halloween party and said nothing. Well, okay, I was…
Author: topher
Note to self: before buying space age iPod, double check that not-so-space age laptop will work with it. First Tiger spited me, and now USB…
Dear everyone, please stop what you are doing and take me to the Mall of America (this means you and because you're always in the…
I'd make a graph, but I lack the drive. Reading this article about Selly Oak in the summer made me quite sad. Poor Cafe Face…
September 19th was a good day indeed. In other news, this work is not about preacher sex scandals:
God bless you Transistor, even if your new issue isn't on campus yet. Poetry Slam! featuring Elliot Harmon music w/ Jamie Ness & Co. •…
I'm taking a break because I don't even know if I'll be able to turn this in (it's for a class, I promise). These are…
Elliot Harmon will be sleeping on my floor Tuesday night. Elliot’s been my writing role model ever since I had the chance to work with…
The past two mornings I have awoken to a desk covered in water. Knocking over glasses near laptops and leaving windows open during rainstorms are…