Slowly but surely, Chavs are entering American culture.
Random friends and sisters have begun asking me to tell them about chavs. They're coming. Mullets aren't funny anymore. Now we have to make fun of the British lower class because Eminem and wiggers are so 1999. For those of you who don't know what a Chav is yet (oh you will, you will), here's a helpful illustration:
(That mall looks like the one in Northfield. I miss you Northfield. What's that you say? Dry your eyes, mate? I suppose I could.)