Get four stuffed animals. Name them Heathrow, Gatwick, Stansted, and Luton. Have them all live veeeery far away from your bed. (this idea needs to…
Month: March 2005
my roughish draft has been hewn from stone! it's 19 pages… without front and backmatter… and illustrations. Illustrations are really important, but the formatting gets…
There she was, an English major perfectly constructed, while I was flawed like a comma splice. Her legs were run on sentences of desire my…
unrelated note to all the crap down below: the accountant/pirate hostage dude in The Life Aquatic is none other than… Harold! from Harold and Maude.…
Insanity! Waking up at 2am because the pub below you is blaring such hits as “Toxic” “Hey Na” and “Milkshake.” Waking up at 1am because…
I just registered for classes (almost on accident… I didn't realize that clicking “add” on course schedule actually meant I was enrolling). Naturally, my life…
I recieved an “A?” on my short story. A? I love you England, but you're messed up. This is what I look like with short…
High school was the best of times, it was the inspiration for crass literary allusions. I do not know how to tell my story because…
Three leads for a memoir: High school was the best of times, it was the inspiration for crass literary allusions. I do not know how…
Reading all this stuff on the Surrealists for my Comp research report makes me like Salvador Dali a lot less. He was a big show…