Cleaning always makes me run downstairs a lot. (Cleaning my room means transporting junk to the basement to hide away.) So… anyway, I decided to…

but it's hard to get it right myself sometimes. i woke up in a bad mood today. i really hate that, because it goes against…

I'm an ELO fan now. Just so you know. Zee world iz a crazy place zometimes. Wie wie. My reediculous french ackzent iz coming along…

Wow.. I suck at accents, even with a tape coaching me. The subject is from the tape. I need to learn a french accent because…

I've decided that a lot of my social problems come from the fact that I allow the idea of the topher total package and wittyness…

I've been meaning to memorize a few of these. I think I'll put them here for now. What if you can go back in time,…

topher: you wouldn't by any chance know of a pseudo hippy commune called the fish farm on the outskirts of lincoln would you? And after…

and my computer has imploded yet again… there was this nasty registry error about a year ago. i planned on reformatting as to avoid further…

“the purpose of friends isn't to make you feel better about yourself” –anonymous>

Prom is so gonna fricken rock. I wanna wear this: or for less than half the price: silk vs. cotton. Both very snazzy. $148 for…