I have had “Oh my God did that just happen? Dave Midlow just walked in the door…” stuck in my head for too long. TOO…
Someday I will learn that just because I’m bored and avoiding homework, refreshing deadjournal will not make new entries appear. I think that sentence has…
Daddy, I have had to kill you, You died before I had time– Marble-heavy, a bad full of God Ghastly statue with one grey toe.…
Get four stuffed animals. Name them Heathrow, Gatwick, Stansted, and Luton. Have them all live veeeery far away from your bed. (this idea needs to…
my roughish draft has been hewn from stone! it's 19 pages… without front and backmatter… and illustrations. Illustrations are really important, but the formatting gets…
There she was, an English major perfectly constructed, while I was flawed like a comma splice. Her legs were run on sentences of desire my…
unrelated note to all the crap down below: the accountant/pirate hostage dude in The Life Aquatic is none other than… Harold! from Harold and Maude.…
Insanity! Waking up at 2am because the pub below you is blaring such hits as “Toxic” “Hey Na” and “Milkshake.” Waking up at 1am because…
I just registered for classes (almost on accident… I didn't realize that clicking “add” on course schedule actually meant I was enrolling). Naturally, my life…
I recieved an “A?” on my short story. A? I love you England, but you're messed up. This is what I look like with short…