Get four stuffed animals. Name them Heathrow, Gatwick, Stansted, and Luton.
Have them all live veeeery far away from your bed. (this idea needs to be developed. I think Stansted has flees. erm… maybe I should be using a notebook and not livejournal).
So you don't wanna hear about my good day?
(the old car goes “Brum Brum”)