The only difference between today and last week are a few thousand confused looking 18 year olds. If the tables set up for lost freshmen […]

and sometimes you're surfing myspace and listening to the decemberists and a banner ad screaming “hit ten monkeys and win a FREE* laptop” comes on […]

There's $200 round trip fare from New York to London over Christmas. I still have a voucher for a free domestic flight. Hmm…

I forgot to make a mix cd this summer. Crap. Spent the night with someone? yes Drank until your stomach hurt? Yes. The pain of […]

plans to watch the Rats of NIMH in order to better emphasize with enemy combatants. I set out granola on either side of the reusable […]

and maybe I've decided my ban on livejournal, contractions, and adverbs really was a dumb idea all along. People deserve to know that earlier this […]

Might I suggest you take a gander at the UMD Homepage or perhaps visit today's Duluth News Tribune. Man, I hope I get a movie […]

Signs it's time to leave your boyfriend at the party and walk home: He becomes engaged in a philosophical argument Laddie (a notorious philosophical arguer) […]