I forgot to make a mix cd this summer. Crap.

Spent the night with someone?
yes

Drank until your stomach hurt?
Yes. The pain of emptiness.

Laughed until you almost peed your pants?
No

Vacation?
Omaha!!!!!! Nebraska 4 life.

Tanned?
I have a sweet tan line on my neck.

Went to a camp?
No

Swam?
Several times. In Lake Superior. I am taking an intensive drug cocktail regimine to treat my double e. coli and aquatic gonorrhea.

Went to the movies?
Go see Little Miss Sunshine. Now.

Gone shopping?
I purchased my first pair of shorts in years.

Had a job?
I library'd, Tweeded, and feng shuied like a mofo.

Gotten freakishly bored?
Yep.

Gotten sun burned?
Only a little.

Made a bonfire?
More like hijacked a pre-existing bonfire.

Been outside during a lightning storm?
Never.

Been to another state?
Nebraska. Geeze. You never listen.

Changed something about your apperance?
Two new pairs of glasses.

Gone on a road trip?
Not really.

Had a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Check.

Kissed someone?
See above.

Been to a concert?
We're not talking about that ever again.

Been in trouble with the cops/parents?
I haven't spoken to my dad in a few months, but I don't think that counts.

Had a horrible moment?
Nah.

Lied to your parents?
Not intentionally.

Snuck out?
Yes. From my apartment. Where I am living by myself.

Made new friends?
Yes, but they were friends with all my other friends, so it was only a matter of time.

Lost old friends?
The police are still searching.

Missed a friend?
I have bad aim. HA. NO ONE HAS EVER USED THAT JOKE EVER.

Gone on vacation with no parents?
In the butt.

Slept under the stars?
Stars, no. Star Jones, yes.

Thought about school?
Considering I've not been away from UMD for more than five days in a row this summer, no. Not once.

Eat fast food?
Only fast boys.

Talked about the government/war?
Yes.

Stole something from a store?
Napkins.

Went out to a resturant with friends?
Want to see my bank account? And then want to buy me dinner?

Talked with someone over an hour on the phone?
Hmm. Probably maxed out at 40 or 50 minutes.

Woke up before 10?
Every gorram day.

Reunited with an old friend?
Yes. And they put the ass in Nebrasska.

Lost anyone special to you?
No.

Thought about a special someone?
Twice.

Hoped they thought about you too?
In a basket.

Really, the most important question of this survey:

Can you look back at this summer without any regrets?
I regret nothing!

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