Chris was a strange fellow. Nice enough, a little shy. He should have realized his obsessive love for Jon would never come to fruition. In…
All the lights in my home are flickering. I awoke to the sound of a loud pop and toasted plastic. Jill and I are two…
My microwave says this is the end.
Ahh, the fresh smell of an exhausting first week of classes. I am ready to collapse, and I have only been going for three days.…
The only difference between today and last week are a few thousand confused looking 18 year olds. If the tables set up for lost freshmen…
and sometimes you're surfing myspace and listening to the decemberists and a banner ad screaming “hit ten monkeys and win a FREE* laptop” comes on…
There's $200 round trip fare from New York to London over Christmas. I still have a voucher for a free domestic flight. Hmm…
I forgot to make a mix cd this summer. Crap. Spent the night with someone? yes Drank until your stomach hurt? Yes. The pain of…
plans to watch the Rats of NIMH in order to better emphasize with enemy combatants. I set out granola on either side of the reusable…