Daddy, I have had to kill you, You died before I had time– Marble-heavy, a bad full of God Ghastly statue with one grey toe. […]
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Get four stuffed animals. Name them Heathrow, Gatwick, Stansted, and Luton. Have them all live veeeery far away from your bed. (this idea needs to […]
my roughish draft has been hewn from stone! it's 19 pages… without front and backmatter… and illustrations. Illustrations are really important, but the formatting gets […]
There she was, an English major perfectly constructed, while I was flawed like a comma splice. Her legs were run on sentences of desire my […]
unrelated note to all the crap down below: the accountant/pirate hostage dude in The Life Aquatic is none other than… Harold! from Harold and Maude. […]
Insanity! Waking up at 2am because the pub below you is blaring such hits as “Toxic” “Hey Na” and “Milkshake.” Waking up at 1am because […]
I just registered for classes (almost on accident… I didn't realize that clicking “add” on course schedule actually meant I was enrolling). Naturally, my life […]
I recieved an “A?” on my short story. A? I love you England, but you're messed up. This is what I look like with short […]
High school was the best of times, it was the inspiration for crass literary allusions. I do not know how to tell my story because […]
Three leads for a memoir: High school was the best of times, it was the inspiration for crass literary allusions. I do not know how […]