All the lights in my home are flickering. I awoke to the sound of a loud pop and toasted plastic. Jill and I are two defunct surge protectors richer. I wish I knew enough about anything to determine if this is a fire hazard or just annoying. I live in an old house. Maybe if […]
My microwave says this is the end.
Ahh, the fresh smell of an exhausting first week of classes. I am ready to collapse, and I have only been going for three days. I am down to 15 credits from last year’s 18/19, but I have three jobs on campus with other random volunteer tasks/design doom. The year should be neurotic. I am […]
The only difference between today and last week are a few thousand confused looking 18 year olds. If the tables set up for lost freshmen stick around, I am going to ask some one to point me in the direction of Jesus. I had to take my “first day o' school” picture with my camera […]
and sometimes you're surfing myspace and listening to the decemberists and a banner ad screaming “hit ten monkeys and win a FREE* laptop” comes on and all the dancing monkeys in hard hats are moving to the music and your eyes well up with tears