This weekend I planned to dance on David Hume's grave. Sadly, it is a grand fiasco of a cynlindrical mausoleum with an iron gate, and I could not get close. My only solace was seeing the discarded beer cans thrown into the overgrown final resting place of Hume.
Naturally, Hume is buried 10 feet from a statue of Abraham Lincoln with a slave at his feet. In Scotland.