Signs it's time to leave your boyfriend at the party and walk home:
- He becomes engaged in a philosophical argument
- Laddie (a notorious philosophical arguer) sits out on the argument
- It's lightning and it's very very frightening, again and again and again
- The Amazing Grace's all-singing, all-dancing coffee slogger shows up with skateboard in tow
- Aforementioned cultural icon joins in philosophical debate
- “Humanity, bla bla bla foreign oil agriculture nature isn't cuddly” “It's all arbitrary!”