“The South Dakotans, while a simple people themselves, are friendly, hospitable, and far more in touch with the outside world,” Chirac said. “Many people, myself included, have passed through and seen the Badlands and Mount Rushmore. North Dakota, on the other hand, is a bleak, racially homogeneous state that few people ever enter or exit.”
http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/north_dakota.html
There was a really really amazing article called “New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most” but I can't find it. damnit