Magnetic Fields- “Love is Like a bottle of Gin”
It makes you blind, it does you in. It makes you think you're pretty tough. It makes you say things off the cuff. It's very small and made of glass and grossly over advertised. It turns a genious to an ass, and makes a fool think he is wise. It could make you regret your birth, or make you turn cartwheels in your best suit…Love is like a bottle of gin, but a bottle of gin is not like love
You know how my life is often like a movie and makes no sense?
I leave you with this:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar, really thirsty and hankering for a cold beer. The bartender, seeing a person of such celebrated status walk in, thinks “I've got to set this guy up with something really nice!” So he says to Descartes, “Can I get you some cognac or perhaps some Irish whiskey? On the house?” Descartes replies “Oh, I think not” …and promptly disappears!