…and I thought how blanched it was, but then Seth, Maren, and Clint all ran past naked and I thought “I'll blanch you!” Then Steph said “your mom's a blanch” and Emma retorted with “KOMPRESSOR CRUSH BLANCHED!” and then tessa was all like “hoggle smass blanch!” and Clint came back wearing a smile and said “samurai slash blanched!” which causes tessa, emma, and myself to reply “HEATH DANCE BLANCHED!” twice… apparently, in a basket and whales are colorblind, despite the fact we still don't know who the father is and then I found a $20 bill (Jeremy's wearing spandex) and Karla's looking.
I think we might have accidently been using some sort of drug, but it was probably just because it was 4am and we'd just had a lot of coffee and been yelled at by the police for sitting on a curb at 3 in the morning. Alex thankfullly explained he liked looking at the buildings as we smuggled our underaged compatriot Emma behind all of us. Luckily, Kelsey decisively said “silly fucker, lovers are all over 16!” at that point Clint and Kelsey made googly eyes and jumped on top of each other. All we could hear were cries of “EVOL!” and “lover!” and the like. Then Seth put on Maren's bra and jumped on top of Maren who was on top of Clint and then Steph and Alex threw care into the wind and climbed into the uberbed. I sat by and secretly plotted their demise as I whined inwardly about the role of the seventh wheel. By then we were all naked, so naturally Tessa knocked on the door and we fumbled for our clothes. It was time for an intervention and everyone yelled at me. Then I yelled at them. Then we yelled at each other and Kelsey said, “stupid lovers!” Then we played a game of truth in the dark while laying on top of each other in a giant orgy. We all learned entirely too much about each other and shared our wholes and our emotions.
Then someone said that someone was cheating, but it wasn't really true. Then someone wanted to breakup, but it was just a flightly case of lesbianism.
Then I said something witty and everyone punched me. I think David Lynch stopped by at some point. Then Emma, who had actually been there all along, burst in and said we liked each other more so I gave her a hug for a few hours and said she was neat, because she is. At some point Moulin Rouge was on the tv but Seth and Maren were nowhere to be seen and everyone fell asleep, but Steph. She had to write and kill her stomach with hot sauce.
Then Alex fell down.