JP just came over to show me Joe Swinger's yearbook survey. Here it is, in its glorious entirety…

Here are my answers to the questions.

FAVOURITES:
Carb- Spaghetti Bolognese in Cinque Terre, Italy
Field Trip- London
Place to Eat- Ritz Hotel London
British Trend- British Comedy in general
Pub- I don't go to pubs.
Drink- Champagne
City- London
Country- Germany
Apple juice or orange?- Apple Juice
Beatle- N/A
Manor House Meal- Chicken Kiev
Bus route- Peloponnesian Greece
Class- Tudor England
Meal- Roast Duck

SWINGER'S QUOTES!!:
1. “One day I shall return and move to London for good.”
2. “It's the stuff that dreams are made of.” (Humphrey Bogart)
3. “So it is written, so it shall be done.” (Ten Commandments)
4. “That was as cold as a Manor House shower!”
5. “The food here hasn't changed since the shortages of WWII.”
6. “Gee, I had a swell time.”
7. “I'm putting on my top hat, white tie, and tails.”
8. “…due to a concatenation of circumstances…”
9. “I'm listen' to the wireless, how 'bout you?”
10. Whatho! (Greeting)
11. “You smeghead.”
12. “Is this the end of Rico? (In a dieing gasp like in the movie LITTLE
CAESAR)”
13. “Reach for the sky, ya mugs.”
14. “Bang, zoom, right in the kisser.”
15. “Jeepers Creepers. Where did you get those peepers?”
16. “Yea, Sure (In a very 1930s gangster slang).”

-List of songs that remind you of England:
1. Rule Britannia
2. Pavane by Faure
3. Edward Elgar's music
4. BBC Comedy Theme songs (i.e. Black Adder, Jeeves & Wooster, Are You Being
Served?, Keeping up Appearances)

-What do you miss most about home?
1. Family
2. B.B.Q.s
3. Playing Saxophone
4. Similar language accents
5. Cable TV
6. Friendly Talkative People
7. Cheap American Money
8. Driving an Automobile (right side)
9. Wider Spaces
10. Clean air

-Memorable moments
1. Shopping for new Gentleman's attire in London
2. Puttin' on the Ritz at the Ritz Hotel London
3. Kissing the Blarney Stone
4. Quick snifters with friends
5. Birthday Celebrations
6. Meeting new friends abroad on vacations
7. Riots in Rome
8. Making friends with the Greek locals
9. Temporary local of Florence and Venice
10. Bravely hiked to every town in Cinque Terre
11. D-Day Invasion Beach Walk
12. Scottish Fresh Air
This list continues for a long stretch but this a skeleton framework up to
date.

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