the cyber shuffle

I’ve recently (sort of) found myself in the possession of six domain names and a ridiculous amount of blogs. Every day I seem to do a new word press install. For some reason.

Anywho, I intend to shut down this blogger blog and wrap it into a new uniblog wordpress blog, hosted at MyrthCo’s homepage. I’ll be moving my portfolio to the apparently more professional sounding tophermcculloch.com. I’ll make another post when this actually happens to update the one of two of you out there who view this in an RSS reader.

The latest in television and movie technology

I’m watching Chuck in 3d. The technology is still a bit.. cheesy if you ask me.

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I need to figure out what I’m doing with my multitudes of blogs.

Hourly comics!

I promise never to do this again.

With apologies to John Campbell and anyone trying to read my handwriting.





Ack.

At the intersection of nostalgia and insincerity there was only pretention

I have set the lowest of standards for my artmaking as of late. This is why I've been painting on cardboard, tracing craigslist m4m postings onto stickers (I mean making the private public), and collaborating with a friend more talented than myself.

This lack of standards makes for a nice period of experimentation, but I think I need to start on some more “serious” projects again. The video above is not serious. I've been recording old deadjournal entries with the intent of using them as the soundtrack for some video fuckery. Finding that a bit too personal for the moment, I read one of the awful gay fantasy stories I wrote in high school about my friend Jon. I mean Roy. I mean Adam and Roy are made up, and I was never that sad. Augh. What am I doing.

Reading all of the “aughs” and “unghs” I put into my journals aloud is interesting.

I don't really look this creepy. I'm just bad at drawing.

Wednesday was my first day volunteering at the Art Institute. I'm in the European Medieval

Oh, and for those smart enough not to subscribe to my YouTube channel…

On the anniversary of last Friday

I've been meaning to take part in this Daily Grind phenomena wherein you photograph and document a typical day. I keep forgetting, however, as I am not awake until I am out of the house and with coffee in hand.

Unfortunately I can't really claim last Friday as typical, since there was a snowstorm and it was my last day of freelancing before the holidays. Everyday is an adventure when you are mostly unemployed.

And waiting for the bus. I take El Blue Line from Western to Division first, but that was before coffee and therefore before I started taking photos.

Here we are in a warehouse districty area of Chicago, walking through snow and ice to another day at the office!

Who's excited about a day of graphic designing? Why, it's me!

The robotic doorman provides me direction in life, but only after I # her.

And here is my temporary workspace of the past few weeks. Laptop on the left, which I've been using for Adobe CS3 and the older imac I've been using to work on their CS2 projects. Soon they will upgrade to CS4 leaving me in the dust. I hate you Adobe. Note my mouse with the curled, frayed retractible cord. I've been lugging that around for five years, but thankfully received a new bluetooth mouse for Christmas.

This is the offices of Thirst. Their walls are covered in the canon of graphic design history. Paul Rand's iconic “eye bee M” logo can be seen near the center of this lovely and blurry cameraphone picture.

Here is Bud, my roommate who actually works at Thirst on salary, and Ben, a former intern who was just hired on in an assistant position. They think they're so damn fancy with their jobs:

My day is mostly hours of moving around pixels on the screen. I spent Friday tracing a blueprint of a power plant at Midway Airport. Sometimes I stop to eat a sandwich. This is what my sandwich looks like when it is gone:

Here you can see me going slowly blind from eye strain:

Another late day at the office. As a freelancer, they don't make me answer the phone thank god. Unless they are all gone or busy. I hate the telephone.

After work I went to see a production of the Unconquered at the neighborhood Absurdist theatre with Cameron.

I posted about the last production I saw there, No Darkness Round My Stone, which involved graverobbers standing around in a cemetery saying “God is dead, god is dead. This is a cemetery!” This play was not so good, sadly. I also fell asleep, per reasons outlined in a previous post. The characters were a sitcom mom and dad (who looked like John Waters), an educated schoolgirl character who sat around in an inflatable tub filled with books, and “The Soldier” who did whatever weird shit necessary to move the plot. The plot mainly revolved around the five second rape of the daughter character by the Soldier in the first act. The background was of an advanced, cultured company thrown into chaos at the hands of a revolution only to turn into a fascist state. The fascist state required the father to say “I'm taking up golf” a lot. The daughter also screamed “I've been raped!” a whole lot while the mother and father bought into the elite of the new order at the hands of the soldier. The soldier became the leader of the country? Big Brother Max Headroom?

I dunno. It was okay. After that Cameron and I went to a neighborhood bar for a fish fry. On the way we came across this holiday window display:

We proceeded to get trashed after meeting up with his friend Tegan and going to a few more dives. After a night of cheap beer I decided to order gin and tonics at a dive. I don't drink gin. I stumbled home, had a loud drunken phone conversation with the boyfriend in my living room and pleaded with Matthew (MWINMB #3) to come over. He didn't. Well, not until Saturday night at least.

Kafka is on my shirt there, which makes this post Kafkaesque. No arguments.

It's been an interesting Christmas, but I'll post about that later.

Alex’s wedding

You know that feeling you get the day your first homosexual sexual experience posts pictures of his wedding on MySpace?

Everything you say is a blatant affront to my existence

let's be internet famous
A vague reference to the new Never Sleep Book.

This is a blog post about Bud Rodecker. He works at 3st. I live with him and his knockoff Modernist furniture. I’ve been going to the office for the past few weeks doing some basic freelance for Thirst. It’s been an excellent learning experience. Especially discovering client text edits that reverse previous edits every step of the way. Joy.

In response to some instructions from Bud today, I I came up with an excellent Designism:
Cut wrists, not corners.